Me: “What sound does a laser make?”
Technology Expert: “Depends… is it a sizzling laser or a pew-pew laser?”
Me: “Sizzling.”
T.E.: “Brzzzz.”
Me: “B-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z?”
T.E.: “No, B-R-Z-Z-Z-Z.”
Me: “Got it.”

It’s good to have an expert at hand! 😁