Me: “What sound does a laser make?” Technology Expert: “Depends… is it a sizzling laser or a pew-pew laser?” Me: “Sizzling.” T.E.: “Brzzzz.” Me: “B-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z?” T.E.: “No, B-R-Z-Z-Z-Z.” Me: “Got it.” It’s good to have an expert at hand! 😁